In conclusion
Thank you daddy for patiently reading through this heartfelt concern for you, your family, your administration, and how history will judge you. We know that corruption and nepotism didn’t start with you, but, you can end both, and other shady practices that limit development in Nigeria.
We thank you for the students’ loan initiative, improvement in processing passports and other good initiatives that your administration has put in place. GOD bless you sir.
Daddy, before I drop my pen, ‘abi keypad ni,’ please, help us tell your spokesmen/publicists: Bayo Onanuga and Daniel Bwala (turncoat and globally confirmed liar), to take it easy, sir.
They should know that THERE’S ANOTHER DAY CALLED ‘TOMORROW,’ and THERE’S SOMETHING CALLED ‘INTERNET/HISTORY,’ THAT NEVER FORGETS! ‘Boda Bayo! Boda Bayo!! Boda Bayoooooo!!! Ko daa o!’ Are you not the same Bayo Onanuga of PM News, Tempo and TheNEWS magazine? ‘Haba! E de beru Oloun, Boda Bayo! E beru Oloun o! Àbọ̀ ọrọ̀ là á sọ fún ọmọlúwàbí; tó bá dé inú rẹ̀, a di odindi. E beru Oloun o! Tor!”Daddy, eseun sir. Nigeria o ni baje o. O baje ti!’
Eseun sir. Daalu.Na gode.Thank you sir
Signed:Your concerned children: Dele, Doyin, Abimbola, Tajudeen, Ambali, Chukudi, Sani, Victor, Femi, Segun, and over 200 million young Nigerians, rooting for your success.
TO YOU, THE READER…
Well, knowing the penchant of this current administration for high intolerance for anything that is not fully (even, if hypocritically) singing their praises, just in case they come looking for me, I’m warning you ahead now, that I’ll name everyone of you on my mailing list, and the remaining 200 million Nigerians behind this letter. So, get ready o, just in case they want to imprison all of us.
Ati di gangi Sowore niyen o!Revolution Now!It is well. Abi ke!
DA